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[faints]

That sounds like a martial arts movie.

o3o

[wingblades]

... what's a martial arts movie?

[faints]

You don't know what a martial arts movie is???

[wingblades]

Um, I've heard of movies mentioned in books about distant worlds but I've... never actually seen one?

[STOP JUDGING HIM, HIS HOME WORLD WAS BUILT AROUND ANCIENT TRADITION.]

[faints]

You're missing out! Movies are great, my friends and I rent them all the time!

[wingblades]

We got a lot of books back in my world, but I don't think Master ever approved of them. That's why we didn't have them around. Are they really that awesome?

[REMEMBER, KIDS. TV ROTS YOUR BRAIN.]

[faints]

Yeah definitely! I wonder if this place has any... I know they've got a theater... I'm actually gonna go see someone perform there when the fog clears up.

[wingblades]

They've got performances? Who are you seeing?

[faints]

A singer named Diva. She was on the network a few days ago--it's a free performance.

[wingblades]

Hm, I kinda wanna watch. Do you need an invite or can anyone come?

[faints]

Anyone can go. I'm going to get her autograph for a friend while I'm there actually.

[wingblades]

Whoa, is she that famous already?

[faints]

I don't know about famous, but she's supposed to be a vampire, and pence is totally into paranormal stuff like that.

[wingblades]

Paranormal.... well, we're all powered down here so she's probably normal right now. Will that count, do you think? Are you planning to ask her stuff about being a vampire?

[faints]

Do you think I should? I thought it might be kind of rude to pry like that. I mean she probably gets the stake-in-the-heart question all the time.

[wingblades]

... you're asking her ways on how she could get killed?

[RUDE, BRAH]

[faints]

Not...not that specifically!! Just like...garlic stuff and turning into a bat or mist--those are other cool vampire powers too!

Man that came out so wrong...

[wingblades]

... well, I guess those sound okay? Though she probably gets them all the time.

I don't think that garlic thing is real though. It sounds ridiculous.

[faints]

Yeah I think so too...

[wingblades]

I mean, okay, let's say it works. What if someone just eaten garlic? Is that enough ward vampires off? If it's the smell that turns them off, then you just don't have to take a bath and you'll be safe.

[faints]

[ HAHAHAH THIS IS TOTALLY....NOT WHAT HE CALLED YOU FOR VEN ]

Yeah but what if it's like...something in the garlic? Garlic and b.o. smelly totally different. Not showering smells more like onions than garlic.

[wingblades]

[WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS CONVERSATION]

True. Still, it's. Still just a vegetable. If it's not the smell, what's so special about it? I can take holy water since it somehow involves magic or Light or something, but... really, garlic??

[faints]

But what if you don't believe in a religion if you're a vampire. Does it still work?

[wingblades]

Doesn't it depend on who's the one carrying the water?

[faints]

Oh I guess... Is it the same for crosses then too?